guru's life watch

2008-04-08T12:01:00.000-07:00

"Well, we have a 50/50 chance" she resolves, as they angst over their problem.

"We're either right or we're wrong."

2008-03-23T12:04:00.000-07:00

"We love watching that show!" she exclaims with glee. "It's stupid!" he quickly replies.

"Well," she retorts, "I didn't say we watch it sober."

2007-09-22T14:54:00.000-07:00

He stares at his reflection in the mirror,
taking inventory of the years on his face.

Sighing, he touches his stomach
and walks off.

2007-06-07T10:25:00.000-07:00

"I have to save my energy," he explains to the group about to take the stairs.

"I have to think for five more hours today."

2007-06-01T17:35:00.000-07:00

"You don't get to look this good by eating junk like that!" he remarks. Taking another spoonful of cake, she replies...

"So I guess the only thing you feed is your ego."

2007-05-16T22:06:00.000-07:00

"And no wearing of hootchie mama outfits to class" she explains.

"Well," he replies, "I'm glad I kept my receipt!"

2007-05-10T20:31:00.000-07:00

"Of course they had to frisk me at the airport," she explains on her cell phone.

"I was carrying deadly lipstick!"

2007-04-22T10:09:00.000-07:00

He speaks with great authority and deliberateness, "If we don't succeed..."

"...then we will fail!!"

(that's good to know)

2007-01-06T22:08:00.000-08:00

"So instead of waiting for you, I'm now waiting for her?" she asks. He jumps in,

"You'd better wait on that!"

2006-12-13T21:17:00.000-08:00

"There's a plus to not having any friends," she explains, "the holidays are cheaper." He looks back.

"I'd rather shop."

2006-11-26T17:18:00.000-08:00

"I bet you have a solution to not getting makeup on your collar," she exclaims to her friend. Her friend nods.

"I don't wear collars."

2006-11-22T12:03:00.000-08:00

"I'm not a revolutionary" he explains, "I'm a rebel." "What's the difference?" asks his friend.

"I don't want to change the world, I just want to fight it."

2006-11-11T14:38:00.000-08:00

"Why wouldn't she want to go on a sex date?" she asks her friend, who just shrugs.

"She'd be great on a sex date!"

2006-11-02T12:45:00.000-08:00

"Life is like a strudel" she declares. "It's soft and squishy on the inside?" her confused friend asks.

"No, sometimes you just got to take a bite to find out if you're gonna enjoy it!"

2006-10-25T06:56:00.000-07:00

"The car was expensive," he explains...

"...but it's a lot cheaper than when I had my cocaine habit."

2006-10-23T10:20:00.000-07:00

"I'm looking forward to speaking at my father's eulogy," he remarks. "Oh," she replies, "when is that?"

"Soon, I hope."

2006-10-20T15:51:00.000-07:00

"My goal was not to quit before lunch," he sighs. "Well you made that goal!'he friend replies.

"My new goal is not to quit before the end of the day."

2006-10-12T17:38:00.000-07:00

"What's the biggest advantage to the new job?" he asks. "I can afford more alcohol!" she replies. "So what's the worst part of the new job?"

"I need it."

2006-10-04T10:01:00.000-07:00

He stops short at the doggy costumes. "We SO have to dress her up for Halloween!" "No we don't" she replies, walking off.

He puts a little doggy dress in his cart.

2006-10-01T10:53:00.000-07:00

"It looked better from a distance," he tells the salesman.

"A lot of things do."

2006-09-27T07:01:00.000-07:00

"Some people jump up and down for this," she explains to her friend.

"Where? In the institution?"

2006-09-25T19:18:00.000-07:00

"It was awesome!" he tells his friend. "It was?" asks his incredulous friend.

"Oh, I thought you were talking about something else... it was ok."

2006-09-19T14:45:00.000-07:00

"I don't see what's wrong with going out with this guy," he says into his cell phone.

"Well, he's never officially been CHARGED..."

2006-09-17T18:23:00.000-07:00

"Glad you could make it THIS time," he stings with bitter sarcasm; then walks away. She just turns to her friend.

"He's gonna miss me next time too."

2006-09-13T16:45:00.000-07:00

"Every time the three of you come back from lunch, you're always laughing" he says to the group.

"Cause we drink!"