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March 15, 2005

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Wednesday, October 25, 2006

"The car was expensive," he explains...

"...but it's a lot cheaper than when I had my cocaine habit."

6:56 AM

Monday, October 23, 2006

"I'm looking forward to speaking at my father's eulogy," he remarks. "Oh," she replies, "when is that?"

"Soon, I hope."

10:20 AM

Friday, October 20, 2006

"My goal was not to quit before lunch," he sighs. "Well you made that goal!'he friend replies.

"My new goal is not to quit before the end of the day."

3:51 PM

Thursday, October 12, 2006

"What's the biggest advantage to the new job?" he asks. "I can afford more alcohol!" she replies. "So what's the worst part of the new job?"

"I need it."

5:38 PM

Wednesday, October 04, 2006

He stops short at the doggy costumes. "We SO have to dress her up for Halloween!" "No we don't" she replies, walking off.

He puts a little doggy dress in his cart.

10:01 AM

Sunday, October 01, 2006

"It looked better from a distance," he tells the salesman.

"A lot of things do."

10:53 AM



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