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Wednesday, August 30, 2006

"It wasn't like she didn't know it was my birthday," he complains to his friend. "Well, how was she supposed to know that?" asks the friend.

"Um... the balloons and the cake?!"

11:28 AM

Tuesday, August 29, 2006

Grandma takes a sharp right into the store. Granddaughter drags behind.

She's not buyin' in to this whole buyin'in.

12:38 PM

Sunday, August 27, 2006

He feverishly explains his woes. "I know she's in a wheelchair..." he explains.

"...but how high do you have to be to put up a sign in the elevator?!"

1:24 PM

Friday, August 25, 2006

"Ugh, I wish I could just stay home tomorrow," he sighs. "Tomorrow's Saturday," she explains.

"Really? I wish I could go out!"

3:29 PM

Thursday, August 24, 2006

"It's more startup than I thought it would be," she explains. "So what's wrong with that?" he asks.

"We haven't started up yet."

12:28 PM

Tuesday, August 22, 2006

"I need to buy a new one," she declares, "this one is broken." "Did you try and replace the batteries?" he inquires.

"It runs on batteries?"

9:35 PM

Friday, August 18, 2006

"Don't make that a lifewatch," he threatens, "...you make everything a lifewatch."

No I don't.

11:18 AM

Wednesday, August 16, 2006

"You're unbelievable!" he tells her. "Coming from you, that's a compliment!"

"It wasn't."

4:49 PM

Tuesday, August 15, 2006

"I'm going home to take a shower, so I don't smell like dogs," she remarks. "But they all smell like dogs," he explains, "that's what they do."

"Well I don't... 'cause a shower is what I do."

9:46 PM

Saturday, August 12, 2006

"He's just so beautiful, y'know," she admits outloud. Her friend agrees.

"He's got the kind of beauty that makes you feel bad about yourself."

6:48 PM

Tuesday, August 08, 2006

He weaves in and out of traffic, in a car covered in dents.

The only thing he's missed is his driving lesson.

9:46 AM

Monday, August 07, 2006

"I may be a one-trick pony," he explains...

"But it's a really good trick!"

2:40 PM

Saturday, August 05, 2006

"Next week is the five year anniversary of 9/11," she remarks. "Really?" he questions back, "the anniversary of NINE-eleven is in August?" "Yeah, can you believe it?"

"No, I can't."

11:25 PM

Friday, August 04, 2006

"That's got to be the dumbest thing I've ever heard!" she exclaims to her coworkers.

"You must be new here."

12:04 PM

Thursday, August 03, 2006

"Do these pants make me look fat?" she asks her friend... who doesn't skip a beat.

"Not as much as the pastries."

7:08 PM

Tuesday, August 01, 2006

"Is-he-cute-is-he-cute-is-he-cute?" she eagerly asks as she spots someone in coming closer. "Eww," she realizes, "nevermind."

"Some people need the distance."

7:14 PM



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