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Friday, June 30, 2006

"The beaches are so much better than in the states!" he exclaims. "Hawaii is IN the states," she explains.

"I meant 'back home'"

12:06 PM

Thursday, June 29, 2006

"The good news is they gave me a map" she explains. "What's the bad news?" he asks.

"It's in Japanese."

10:15 AM

Wednesday, June 28, 2006

He holds her in his arms above the pool.

"If you drop me, the rest of your vacation is SO ruined!"

9:47 AM

Saturday, June 24, 2006

He scours the beach with his binoculars. "Wow," she exclaims, "the ocean looks amazing!" He looks up.

"What ocean?"

10:22 AM

Friday, June 23, 2006

"I want to be a better person," he tells his friend... then rethinks for a moment.

"But that's just a WISH!"

10:49 AM

Thursday, June 22, 2006

"Why does it have to be so frickin' HOT?!" she complains. "Cause it's SUMMER!" he replies.

"Why can't it be hot in the WINTER... when I want it?!"

12:35 PM

Wednesday, June 21, 2006

"I sing Gospel, but not very well," she admits. "So why Gospel?" asks her friend.

"Cause I figure I can use all the help I can get."

1:34 PM

Monday, June 19, 2006

"The tests are too hard," she complains, "they make my people have to THINK!"

"And they're just not used to that."

1:52 PM

Saturday, June 17, 2006

"You gonna watch the World Cup?" he asks the cashier. "I like the Dodgers," comes the reply.

"I guess not."

2:12 PM

Friday, June 16, 2006

"Nice ring!" her friend astounds. "Thanks," she boasts, "my boyfriend says it's imported."

"It's from Zirconia!"

2:08 PM

Tuesday, June 13, 2006

"This was fried so much I can't even tell what it is," she complains. "What is it?" asks her curious friend.

"I don't remember."

12:44 PM

Sunday, June 11, 2006

"Know what's totally scary?" he asks his friend. "What?"

"Giving someone your business card BEFORE you find out they're crazy."

3:21 PM

Saturday, June 10, 2006

"Have you thought about psychotropic drugs?" he asks his friend. "Is that like something you smoke from Jamaica?" his friend asks.

"Close... but no."

2:07 PM

Friday, June 09, 2006

"There's nothing like an updated blog to make you feel like you're living in the Now!" he boasts. His friend just stares at him.

"I'd rather just have sex."

10:09 AM

Thursday, June 08, 2006

"He's kind of a friend," he explains, "but more like just a downer." His companion understandingly nods, "He's more like a 'Frowner'"


11:41 AM

Wednesday, June 07, 2006

"See you tomorrow," he tells his coworker, "I'm off to do something fun now." He stops.

"Not that this wasn't fun."

5:20 PM

Tuesday, June 06, 2006

"Know what I like about having an office?" he asks his friend. "You get to pick your nose?" the friend asks back. "AND clip your nails!!" he rejoices.

Hopefully not at the same time.

12:47 PM

Monday, June 05, 2006

"Blah-blah-blah, blah-blah-blah, aaaaanyway, blah-blah-blah, blah-blah-blah, to make a long story short--"

Too late.

9:12 PM

Sunday, June 04, 2006

Their lips linger in an embrace; sparks and tongues fly everywhere. They pause briefly to breathe and for her to ask that all important question...

"...what's your name?"

10:09 PM

Saturday, June 03, 2006

"Today's going to be a great day!" she declares, "the sun is shining, the birds are singing!" Her friend cuts in, "doesn't John come back from his trip today?"

She just smiles.

9:09 AM

Friday, June 02, 2006

"Don't you wish every day was Friday?" she beams. "Oh yeah!" joins her friend. "I don't-" he breaks in, leaving them confused.

"I wish every day was SATURDAY!"

5:37 PM

Thursday, June 01, 2006

"Where's the car?!" he panics, "I don't remember where we parked!" She looks at him reassuringly.

"At home... we walked."

8:33 PM



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