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Sunday, April 30, 2006

"So why do I want to buy this?" he asks. "Because it looks good on you," she replies.

"Now you've got to get me to buy that statement... before I buy this shirt."

5:33 PM

Saturday, April 29, 2006

They reminisce about the good old days.

She checks her face in the mirror.

7:20 PM

Thursday, April 27, 2006

"You know..." he squints, "there's a majority of you people who know it... but there's majority of us who don't!" "You can only have one majority," she explains.

"Well, I'm not in that one!"

4:14 PM

Wednesday, April 26, 2006

"Did you do something to your hair?" her friend asks. "NATURE did something to my hair," she replies.

"...I just covered it up."

8:57 AM

Tuesday, April 25, 2006

"How much is this?" he asks. "I really wouldn't know..." she explains.

"...I'm just the cashier."

4:16 PM

Sunday, April 23, 2006

"So where were you all morning?" she asks. "I was hiding," he replies. "Is that why we didn't see you?" she inquires again.

"That's why... they call it... HIDING."

1:19 PM

Saturday, April 22, 2006

"Today is Earth Day," he explains. "They should have a day to honor the moon," she adds. "They do," he replies, "it's called 'Monday'"

"Then why do we have to WORK?"

2:34 PM

Wednesday, April 19, 2006

"I'm trying anorexia," she explains, "but only in between meals..."

"... I have to start off slow."

5:19 PM

Tuesday, April 18, 2006

"That whole department is filled with scary women," she remarks. "You ought to make a movie about them," he replies.

"Call it 'The Witches of EastWing'!"

3:22 PM

Monday, April 17, 2006

"So what brings you here?" asks the doctor. "The freeway," jokes the patient. Without missing a beat, the doctor retorts...

"So I guess you have congestion."

9:53 AM

Sunday, April 16, 2006

"This would be a great place to bring the kids!" she exclaims.

"Yeah," he snorts, "...and leave 'em!"

1:25 PM

Saturday, April 15, 2006

"I wish I knew how to quit you," he talks into his cup. "You thinking about Brokeback Mountain?" asks the waiter.

"No," he corrects, "coffee."

7:11 AM

Friday, April 14, 2006

"I wish I won the lottery," she dreams. "Do you play?" he asks. "Oh, no." "Why not?" "Cause I never win."

Well, that explains it.

11:07 AM

Thursday, April 13, 2006

"Oh-oh-oh! I stubbed my toe!" she screams. He tries to cheer her up.

"Well, at least it's got your mind off your headache!"

5:14 PM

Wednesday, April 12, 2006

"My father is everything I am... and everything I'm not," he explains, "and I'm everything he is... and everything he's not."

"That's why we don't get along."

2:33 PM

Tuesday, April 11, 2006

"So what does your time look like?" she asks. "It looks like Mickey Mouse," he amuses...

"...with his little hand on the nine and his big hand saying hello!"

9:33 AM

Sunday, April 09, 2006

"I don't know why they call them 'relaxed fit' jeans..." she exclaims to her friend...

"...cause after I squeeze into them, I still can't relax!"

3:16 PM

Saturday, April 08, 2006

"I think you're in denial," he says. "No I'm not," she clammers back. "Yes you are."

"I think I would know if I were in denial or not!"

10:04 AM

Friday, April 07, 2006

"That's got to be the funniest thing I ever heard!" she expulses. "Sassafras," he chimes in. "What??" she questions. "The funniest thing I ever heard..." he explains.


10:59 AM

Thursday, April 06, 2006

"I thought cause he's a Buddhist that he was filled with Buddha nature," he explains. "Turns out he's not really all that calm..."

"He's just lazy!"

5:26 PM

Tuesday, April 04, 2006

"I'm so overworked," she sighs, "that even my assistant would need an assistant." "You've got an assistant?" he asks.

"No," she sighs again, "that's why I'm so overworked."

3:48 PM

Monday, April 03, 2006

"Well I'm not afraid of him," he boasts, "when I see him, I'll tell him EXACTLY what I think." "Well, here's your chance," says his friend, "he's coming over."


9:46 AM

Sunday, April 02, 2006

She smiles at her friends. "After I graduate I'm gonna be a gold digger!"

10:45 AM

Saturday, April 01, 2006

"My mom talked about a '45' and I thought she meant a gun," he remarks. His friend thinks for a moment.

"Maybe '45' is 50-Cent's younger brother."

3:15 PM



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