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Tuesday, February 28, 2006

"I heard it was quiet in the office while I was gone," he says. "Yeah, kinda," she admits. He lets out an ominous laugh.

"Well, the days of quiet are OVER!"

8:22 AM

Sunday, February 26, 2006

"The waiter's cute!" she whispers to her friend. "Do you think he knows it?" her friend wonders back.

"How could you look in the mirror every day and NOT know it?"

9:35 AM

Saturday, February 25, 2006

"I don't care where we eat," he says. "How about the diner?" she asks. "I hate that place!" "OK, what about the new restaurant downtown?" "Nah!"

So much for not caring.

12:33 PM

Friday, February 24, 2006

"Bummer about your ankle," she tells her friend. "Yeah" mopes her friend.

"It must really be a pain to get a bag to match that cast!"

11:43 AM

Thursday, February 23, 2006

"They don't take him seriously unless he wears a tie," she explains. "So why doesn't he wear a tie?" he asks.

"Because he doesn't take them seriously."

2:43 PM

Tuesday, February 21, 2006

"I went on this new diet," she explains, "but now I'm hungry all the time." "So why are you doing it?" asks her friend, "So I can look beautiful!" she cries out.

"Oh... 'cause right now all you look is grumpy."

3:03 PM

Sunday, February 19, 2006

"You want to find a bag to match THOSE shoes?" she asks incredulously. "Yeah," says her confused friend.

"O... K..." she says as she turns to the salesperson, "excuse me, do you sell any ugly handbags?"

7:12 PM

Saturday, February 18, 2006

"I think we took another wrong turn," she complains. "Don't worry I know where we're going," he reassures. "Oh really?" she challenges.

"Of course I know where we're going," he concedes, "I just don't know where we are."

3:07 PM

Friday, February 17, 2006

"So what are you doing this weekend?" she asks. "Nothing," comes his reply. "I wish I could do nothing," she says dreamingly. "So what are you doing?" he finally asks.

"Oh, Something."

3:47 PM

Thursday, February 16, 2006

"You're just like my brother," she tells him, "except he's gay." "Is he cute?" he asks back.

"I guess you really are just like my brother."

8:52 AM

Wednesday, February 15, 2006

"I used to know all that stuff once," he reminisces, "but I've forgotten everything." "Do you ever use that stuff?" asks his friend.

"No," he admits, "but it was nice to know I knew it."

12:34 PM

Monday, February 13, 2006

"He told me to add color to it, so I did." she explains. "It's still wrong," he complains. "I know," she admits, "but isn't it pretty?"

"It's pretty messed up."

8:54 PM

Sunday, February 12, 2006

"I can't believe you bought that!" she shouts. "Why not?" asks her friend, "it's a very nice dress. "I know, but..." she continues, "I can't believe you bought that dress!" Her friend just stares at her.

She pulls out the same dress from her bag.

2:53 PM

Saturday, February 11, 2006

"How's it goin'?" he asks. "It's already gone" says his friend. "So then why you still here?" he asks.

"Cause it left without me."

3:10 PM

Friday, February 10, 2006

"I love cold milk," she declares, "but definitely not milk at room temperature." "Why not?" he asks.

"Too close to the udder."

4:07 PM

Thursday, February 09, 2006

Confused, she looks over the menu too long; much to the annoyance of the waiter. "So, um" she asks, "what would you recommend?"

"The restaurant down the street."

12:24 PM

Wednesday, February 08, 2006

"I need something, but I don't know what it is," she exasperates. "I'd be happy to help you, "he replies," but I wouldn't know where to look."
"Maybe I'll just go ask somebody else," she concludes.

"Good idea!" he agrees, "but I don't know who you should ask."

4:30 PM

Tuesday, February 07, 2006

"You know what I love about you?" she asks, "I love the way you're there for me... to listen to all my problems."

He looks up, "what?"

8:35 PM

Monday, February 06, 2006

"We need to know when the program is going to fail and for how long the system will be down," she says. "It always breaks when I'm on my vacation," he jokes. "When is that?"

He shakes his head. "Not soon enough."

10:18 AM

Sunday, February 05, 2006

"So who won the game?" she asks. "Not mine" he replies. "Oh," she says sympathetically, "sorry to hear that."

"That's okay, they weren't playing anyway."

11:33 PM

Friday, February 03, 2006

"I have to get back to the gym," she tells her friend, "but I have to recover from my C sections."

"Oh, me too," concers her friend, "'cept I have to recover from my See's Candy."

11:07 AM

Thursday, February 02, 2006

"So I was feeling really tired..." she told her coworker. "... but then I had a blood transfusion yesterday and feel much better."

"Oh," comes the flustered reply, "I guess it's always nice to have fresh blood."

2:39 PM



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