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Wednesday, November 30, 2005

"My music is better than your music," he chides his friend. "Yeah?" his friend bites back, "well at least my music HAS music." "My music has music." "That's just noise!!"

Much like this conversation.

12:43 PM

Monday, November 28, 2005

"Oh, she's one of my closest friends!" she beams to her son. "Really?" he asks, "what's her name?"

She thinks for a moment. "I don't remember."

3:52 PM

Saturday, November 26, 2005

He stands in awe above the beautiful valley. "We should video tape it," he says.

"Video tape it?" She counters, "but nothing's moving."

6:50 PM

Friday, November 25, 2005

"I don't really care if my body goes," she explains, "but if my mind goes, I don't
want to live."

He turns to her and smirks, "Too late."

11:46 PM

Thursday, November 24, 2005

"I hate this new phone," she complains, "The numbers are all blurry." He looks down and removes the protective film.

"Oh!" she rejoices, "now I love it!"

10:37 AM

Tuesday, November 22, 2005

"Dude! What is that?" he asks in amazement. "Chunky coffee" his friend replies. "You drink that?!!" hoping not to know the answer.

His friend wises him up... "No way! Or else it wouldn't've gotten chunky."

8:03 AM

Monday, November 21, 2005

"Go ahead and start," he encourages.
"But I thought this was YOUR meeting," cutting through her confusion.
He explains, "Actually it was my boss's meeting, but she couldn't make it. She said you'd know what to talk about."

"Um, OK..." she stammers, "nice tie."

12:40 PM

Saturday, November 19, 2005

She covers her ears. "Can't they jackhammer a little quieter?!" she shouts. "They can't help that," he tries to explain. "Well," she asks, "can't they go jackhammer someplace else??!!"

He stares at her. "You mean like where the problem ISN'T?"

10:33 AM

Thursday, November 17, 2005

"You get away with entirely too much," she berates him. "I know," he replies. "Why does she let you do that to her?" she asks.

Finally, he admits, "I'm her lawyer."

9:51 PM

Tuesday, November 15, 2005

"Thisismyfifthcupofcoffeethismorning," she blurts out, "butImstilltired." He looks up at her. "Ijustdontthinkitshavinganyeffectonme."

"Trust me," he says, "it is."

9:08 AM

Sunday, November 13, 2005

He holds up the package. "This is exactly what you need," he exclaims. "But..." he
continues, "you'll do better if you buy it at a hardware store."

He gives away another secret, "I'm not a very good salesman."

11:19 AM

Friday, November 11, 2005

She talks on her cell phone. He looks patient. She talks on her cell phone. He looks bored. She talks on her cell phone. He looks angry. She talks on her cell phone.

He looks at the girl at the other table.

7:40 PM

Thursday, November 10, 2005

"Don't I know you?" he says as he racks his memory. "Well, I am an actor," comes the snooty reply. "Didn't you used to wait tables at that place downtown?"

I guess he's still waiting.

11:52 AM

Wednesday, November 09, 2005

"YES, the WHOLE internet is DOWN," she insists. "The whole internet can't go down..." he gently replies, "you've just lost your connection..."

His friend chimes in, "... TO REALITY!"

4:45 PM

Tuesday, November 08, 2005

"They are not 'problems,' they are 'challenges' and 'opportunities,'" she corrects. "Now can anyone come up with what our challenges and opportunities are?"

"Yeah," he speaks out, "we're challenged to find opportunities to fix our PROBLEMS!"

8:14 PM

Monday, November 07, 2005

"Ugh!" he sighs out, "who brought Monday morning so early?" His co-worker looks over...

"Probably the same person who left Sunday Night so late."

8:04 AM

Saturday, November 05, 2005

"Did you study for the exam?" she questions. "Enough" comes his terse reply. "What's enough?" she presses on. "I passed," he triumphs.

Conceding, she nods, "I guess that's enough.

7:06 PM

Thursday, November 03, 2005

She leaves the store, disappointed. "There's nothing worth owning," she says to her daughter.

Daughter looks up to explain, "maybe that's why they're selling it."

6:30 PM

Wednesday, November 02, 2005

They wander about in the noon day sun.
"How about Thai?" he asks.
"I hate ties," comes the answer.
"But I thought you liked Thai."
"Makes me choke."
"It's not THAT spicy."
"What are you talking about?"
"What are YOU talking about?"

Thai one up to experience.

12:05 PM

Tuesday, November 01, 2005

They stand silently on the corner waiting for the light... until she breaks the silence. "Where do you think we go when we die?" she asks.

Without missing a beat, or the light change, he turns, "I don't know about you, honey, but I'm going to Gucci!"

1:05 PM



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